That awkward moment when Mrs. Weasley asks what platform number it is to get on to the Hogwarts Express when she has two sons that have attended Hogwarts and three sons that are still attending.

That awkward moment when Harry’s parents seemed to have aged anywhere from ten to fifteen years when adapted from the book to the movie.

That awkward moment when the name in your potions textbook is “Roonil Wazlib” and you tell Snape that it’s your nickname.

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That awkward moment when your father really did strut around the castle.

That awkward moment when students are eating chocolate in your library

That awkward moment when you have the power to fire teachers, but not kick them out of the castle.

That awkward moment when you realise that no one taught Harry about sex.

That awkward moment when your headmaster tells you all about his youth.

That awkward moment when no one seems to have ever taken a shower.

That awkward moment when Harry can’t see the thestrals pulling the carriages at the end of the fourth book.

That awkward moment when you’re watching Hollyoaks and you can’t help but feel sorry for the serial killer because you will forever see him as Cedrics dad.

That awkward moment when Harry and Mad-Eye Moody act like they know each other in the Order of the Phoenix, when really they’ve never truly met.

That awkward moment when Tom Riddle has his basilisk inside the Chamber that Ginny opened.

That awkward moment when you use ‘homenum revelio’ and nothing happens.